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#97: TMZ and the NYTimes should switch roles

And other thoughts from our trash nation

Apr 14 • Danny Gottleib

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#96: The Drama is dramatically shallow

And other inane thoughts at the end of the world

Apr 7 • Danny Gottleib

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March 2026

#95: The Clooneyfication of Ryan Gosling is complete

And other thoughts on Project Hail Mary, which I bravely did not like

Mar 31 • Danny Gottleib

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#94: Some personal, homosexual news......

If you read these emails while dreaming of marrying me, I have some bad news

Mar 24 • Danny Gottleib

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#93: Leo got hot and Timothee got ugly

And more stupid thoughts on the most boring Oscars in years

Mar 17 • Danny Gottleib

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#92: Here comes The Bride!, unfortunately

LOCK HER (Maggie Gyllenhaal) UP

Mar 10 • Danny Gottleib

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#91: Does Billie Eilish know she was on Survivor last week?

Let's talk about Survivor 50!

Mar 3 • Danny Gottleib

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February 2026

#90: America's main industry is fighting people on camera

A week of movies, TV shows, and novels that all had me wondering: USA.......... are you okay?

Feb 24 • Danny Gottleib

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#89: Wuthering Lows

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Feb 17 • Danny Gottleib

#88: I am a Hamnet hater

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Feb 10 • Danny Gottleib

#87: In which I make you picture Bernie Sanders orgasming

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Feb 3 • Danny Gottleib

January 2026

#86: The soulless men of reality TV, ICE, and literature

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Jan 27 • Danny Gottleib